Wisconsin in a nutshell

Turns out Madison is hosting this year's Great Outdoor Games, which we will sadly have to miss, this weekend. All you need to know about Wisconsin is that the competitions are divided into Fishing, Timber Events, Target Sports, and Sporting Dogs (if you've never seen the competition where they see how far dogs can dive off the end of a dock, it's priceless). The only competitions missing are Beer Drinking, Cheese Eating, and High-Decibel Packer Cheering.