I'm convinced that the real reason Gretchen likes living here has nothing to do with the scenery, the culture, the food, the not-having-to-work. What she really likes is that everywhere you go, you see smart cars. No matter how many times she sees them, they make her laugh, especially the convertibles. (Supposedly they were designed by the same guy who designed Swatch watches.) The other thing is the dogs--there are lots of Bernese mountain dogs and other similarly beautiful Swiss breeds.