Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Things I learned today

(1) If you announce to the world (or at least to people who read your blog) that you've had a good night, you significantly increase the odds that you'll spill coffee down the front of your shirt and suit first thing the next morning.

(2) If you remind yourself all afternoon that you have to stop at the store on the way home from work, chances are you'll immediately forget as soon as you get in your car.

(3) If you put on a rain coat and rain pants to walk the dog because it was pouring when you got home, it's a good bet that the sun will suddenly come out when you're a couple of blocks from home and the combination of nylon, sun, and moisture will make you feel like you're making weight for a wrestling competition.