Words can't describe...

...the picture I'm looking at on page 2 of today's Financial Times, but I'll try anyway. Unfortunately I can't find a link, but picture if you will German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder with one eye closed and the other bugging out his head in a creepy stare, eyebrow flaring, hair wet and tousled, and face scrunched up like he's really constipated, in an awkward embrace with French President Jacques Chirac. Someone at the FT clearly has it in for Herr Chancellor, because it's hard to imagine a less flattering picture of just about anyone.

UPDATE: I tried to take a picture of the picture, but I'm not sure it really does it justice. Here 'tis: