News from home

I still get Arlington crime reports at a seldom-used address that I was cleaning out tonight, and while most of them are quite boring, every now and again you get a gem like this:

On 12/18/04, at 2030hrs, the victim, a 31yo male, was walking toward his apartment building when approximately seven subjects wearing masks approached him and demanded his money. The victim struggled with the subjects, but they managed to escape with the victim's rotisserie chicken, his jacket and one of his sandals.

Seven-on-one and all they get is a rotisserie chicken and a sandal?