How to be a pig and irritate your wife

G: "Hey, Wynonna Judd is on Larry King!"

ME: "Is that the daughter or the mother?"

G: "The daughter."

ME: "Hmmm...isn't she the ugly one?"

G: "THAT'S SO MEAN!!!"

ME: "What? The mother was always the better looking of the two."

[Actually, I'm partial to the other daughter myself...]