After missing the entire first weekend of the NCAA Tournament--only the best weekend of sports during the entire year--I came in on Monday morning to survey the carnage that is my bracket. First round: 23 out of 32. Second round: 9 out of 16, but it's much worse than it sounds--three out of my four Final Four teams were knocked out, including my eventual champion, Stanford (also: Kentucky and sentimental underdog pick Wisconsin). Only Duke remains.