Just to clear up any confusion, Kirk is totally exaggerating about his new haircut. And for the record, I really like it. Even if I did agree with him about his initial resemblance to Vanilla Ice. In fact, I like it so much that I may also visit Guy (Kirk's new stylist) for my next haircut to see what he can do for me. It may be expensive, but don't you think it's about time I got a real haircut rather than the $30 cut I've been getting for the past 10 years at Bubbles on Capitol Hill?