If I had a million dollars

Sometimes you see things in the paper that make you say "only in America". Today it was this full-page advertisement:

LARRY FLYNT AND HUSTLER MAGAZINE ANNOUCE A CASH OFFER OF UP TO $1 MILLION

Have you had a sexual encounter with a current member of the United States Congress or a high-ranking government official?

Can you provide documented evidence of illicit sexual or intimate relations with a Congressperson, Senator or other prominent officeholder?

Larry Flynt and HUSTLER Magazine will pay you up to $1 million if we choose to publish your verified story and use your material.

Yep, God bless America...

(Speaking of which, for some good only-in-America kitsch, be sure to check out the photos from Jul's recent visit to the South.)