Prodigy

Like most proud parents, we think that everything Mädchen does is clearly a sign of her abundant intelligence (which she must have inherited from at least one of us, right?). For example, even though she's not yet 2 years old, she can count to 10 and beyond--she's brilliant!

Of course, the way she counts to 10 is like this: "two...two...two...two...two...two...two...two...two...two." (Heck, she could probably count to 100, but I would get carpal tunnel typing it all out.) That's close enough, isn't it?