Swiss art theory

It's a bit long, but I enjoyed this because (1) if you didn't know it was satirical, there's enough of a kernel of truth about the Swiss that you might actually believe it; (2) the Swiss German accent brought back lots of memories (if you live there long enough, you can quickly tell from how someone speaks English whether they're German or Swiss German); (3) if I had to choose one stereotypically Swiss male name, it would be "Urs" (which I'm assuming is short for "Ursus"), and I also worked with several Wehrlis:



(Hat tip to Chris for this.)