Paris vs. the Prez

I hadn't turned on the TV yet today so a couple minutes ago I thought I'd flip it on and see if there was anything interesting to watch. Why, I don't know. Day after day I find myself flipping through the endless German channels to find something I could be entertained with (generally unsuccessfully, I might add). At this exact moment, my two options for something in English are as follows: 1) President Bush speaking in Riga, Latvia about their "stand for liberty" on CNN, or 2) the crazy escapades of Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie on the Simple Life 2 on MTV. What fabulous choices! As you can imagine, the TV was turned off within seconds.