Dude, you're so cool

I'm hardly qualified to be an arbiter of cool, but my award for dork of the weekend was the kid going through customs at Tokyo Narita airport while wearing bath slippers from the Peninsula Hong Kong (as if to say "my parents have more money than your parents!") and a Chinese straw hat (as if to say "aren't I cool that I can slum it like this?"). I dunno, maybe I was just cranky from being stuck in the immigration line for 45 minutes...and yes, I realise that's unfortunately nothing compared to the long lines for most non-citizens to get into the States these days.