The latest...

...politically incorrect entry from my Onion daily calendar:

Latest News of Israeli-Palestinian Violence Makes Man Hungry For Falafel

PISCATAWAY, NJ - A CNN report on a suicide bombing in Tel Aviv put Piscataway resident Larry Zahn in the mood for a falafel sandwich Monday. "Oh, man, I could go for some falafel right about now," said Zahn, 41, watching footage of injured Israelis being loaded onto ambulances. "A big pita stuffed with falafel, hummus, lettuce, and lots of tahini sauce. And some dolmades on the side. Yeah." In January 2001, a CNN report on an Indian earthquake gave Zahn an intense craving for chicken biryani.

(And that's not as bad as today's headline: "Pope Forgives Molested Children".)