Hot hot hot

I almost forgot that a while back I popped into a nearby Tchibo (the place that sells coffee and completely random merchandise). There I saw something that I still can't believe I didn't buy for the simple entertainment value of watching Gretchen try to use it: a Trockenhaube, or hair-drying hood, that vaguely resembled something a hazardous material disposal worker might wear. (Or do people actually use these and I'm an idiot for even suggesting it's funny? Wait, don't answer that.)