Does my Po have what it takes?

The lead story in one of the local papers this morning has this headline: Welcher Basler Po ist am knackigsten? Which, if my limited German is correct, basically means: Who has the most crackling ass in Basel? (Yes, this is what passes for a lead story.) And if I understand the article correctly, the winner has a chance to compete for the title of "Mister Po". How great would that look on my resume?