Trouble with a capital T

The big mystery right now is whether I'm in bigger trouble for:

(a) Having Gretchen wake me in the middle of the night when Baby was hysterically crying and asking me if I could go downstairs and get her some milk and water, saying I would do so...and immediately falling back to sleep so soundly that she had to do it herself; or

(b) Losing Temporarily misplacing my wedding ring.

Yep, if it weren't for the paycheck I bring home I think I might be sleeping in the backyard these days...