All I want for Christmas

After Gretchen looked through the Bed, Bath & Beyond catalog the other day, I'm afraid I may be finding a MANGROOMER^TM Electric Back Hair Shaver in my stocking (not that I'm especially hirsute, but the comedic potential is excellent and she may want to get back--so to speak--at me for even thinking of getting her a hair drying hood when we lived in Basel)...